Casino Gambling For Dummies Cheat Sheet

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Gambling games with decent odds
For gamblers, four casino games offer decent odds. That is, if you made a hundred $1 bets at these recommended casino games, your average loss would only be about a buck. These odds aren’t good enough to retire on, but they stretch your bankroll as far as possible, even if you’re on a limited budget.

Neither life nor gambling offers any guarantees, and your actual daily results may be far different than your theoretical loss, so plan accordingly.

Jacks or Better video poker (the 9/6 version)
Jacks or Better video poker is considered full-pay when you are paid out 9-for-1 for a full house and 6-for-1 for a flush. When you’re looking for a machine, check the payouts because the 9/6 version is the only one that’s worthwhile. Tips for playing this game well include:
Always play the maximum coins to get the best odds —even if that means finding nickel or quarter machines.
Never keep a kicker (a high card along with a pair).
Throw away a small pair (10s or lower) if you have four cards to a flush or three cards to a royal flush.
Blackjack
The way to win at blackjack is to get better cards than the dealer. The aim is to have your cards add up to a maximum of 21. Keep these tips in mind:
Play the table with the least number of decks.
Stay away from games that pay 6-to-5 on a blackjack. Find games that pay 3-to-2.
If you can, get more money in play by splitting or doubling down when the dealer shows a bad card (2 through 6).
Stand on 13 to 16 when the dealer shows 2 throug h6.
Hit on 12 to 16 when the dealer shows 7 or higher.
Never take insurance.
Avoid gimmicky side bets. They might promise a big payout, but the house edge is huge.
Craps
A new player’s first roll is their come-out roll. Other players wager for or against the shooter throwing a certain number twice before throwing a 7. The smartest strategy is to avoid the array of bets with a high house edge and stick to the following bets:
Pass Line bet with full odds.
Come bet with full odds.
Don’t Pass bet with full odds.
Don’t Come bet with full odds.
Baccarat
Despite its reputation as a game for the elite, this is a fun game with a low house edge. There are only three possible results of each hand, and there’s no skill involved — it’s strictly the fall of the cards. Here are a couple of tips for doing well:
Bet on the banker for the lowest house edge (1.06 percent).
You can also bet on the player’s hand. (The house edge is only slightly worse than the banker’s hand at 1.24 percent.)
Avoiding bad bets in disguise
 
The "Casino Gambling For Dummies Cheat Sheet" is your go-to guide for navigating the casino floor with ease, whether you're a first-timer or looking to brush up on basics. It breaks down key games, their odds, and smart strategies to boost your confidence and cut down on costly mistakes.
From video poker tips—like sticking to 9/6 Jacks or Better and knowing when to hold or discard cards—to blackjack hacks such as choosing 3-to-2 payout tables and nailing basic hand decisions, this cheat sheet simplifies the rules without skimping on crucial details. It also flags risky bets to avoid, like craps propositions or baccarat ties, and emphasizes money management: set a budget, skip alcohol-fueled 冲动 plays, and never chase losses. Think of it as your pocket-sized casino compass, turning confusion into clarity so you can focus on the fun.
 
Avoiding bad bets in disguise
Some casino games are safer to gamble on than others, but even these have versions or bets that’ll drain wallets. Avoid these casino game versions or bets at all costs:

Jacks or Better video poker (6/5 version): The payouts are for medium hands stink in this version. Play only 9/6 Jacks or Better.
Blackjack —the insurance bet: This side bet pays back 2-to-1 when the dealer has a blackjack, but the true odds are closer to 2.2-to-1, making this a losing bet over time. Besides, who needs insurance when you’re playing to win?
Craps — one-throw bets: Betting on propositions, the field, and the big 6 and 8 are wallet slayers with a huge house edge. Stick with Pass, Don’t Pass, Come, and Don’t Come bets where you’re wagering for or against the shooter to hit a number twice before rolling a 7.
Baccarat —tie bets: Every now and then, the house and player hands end up the same, and you can bet on it happening. Unfortunately, the house edge is over 14 percent.
 
Games to avoid at all costs
If you’re gambling in a casino, you know that the odds nearly always favor the house. But the games with the worst bets take the house advantage to another level. Unless preserving your bankroll isn’t a priority, when you see these games, walk right on by:

Three-Card Poker

Let it Ride

Red Dog

Roulette

Big Six Wheel

Keno
 
How to manage your money at a casino
Successful casino gamblers understand the math behind the games, but knowledge is only powerful if it comes with the discipline to manage your money. Use these tips to keep yourself in the safe zone:

Never borrow money while gambling. Whether it’s a credit card or a generous friend, borrowing money to gamble is a surefire way to make your financial situation worse.

Only bet what you can afford to lose. Gambling with money that’s already earmarked for expenses like food, rent, or tuition is a major mistake.

Set and stick to a budget. Write it on your forehead if you have to, but no matter what, when you hit that number, leave the casino.

Limit your playing time. Taking a break keeps your mind sharp.
Hotel rooms have beds — use them. When you only gamble a few times a year, it’s tempting to play marathon sessions. But your body and your bankroll aren’t built to handle the casino’s pulsating 24/7 schedule, so make sure you sleep and rest.

Consume alcohol moderately while playing and gambling: There’s a reason casinos serve drinks for free and go easy on cannabis users. Gamblers under the influence lose more.

Remember the law of gravity — what goes up must come down. Casino profits soar when players get greedy. Quitting with a small win is far better than losing your shirt.

Don’t play any game you don’t understand. One of the fastest ways to burn through your cash is to jump into a game where the rules or strategies confuse you.

Never lie about your wins or losses. If you can’t be honest with people in your life about your time in a casino, it’s time to find a new hobby.
 
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